Apparently this look I keep loving can be called "urban chic"... Not sure but it makes me feel like dancing in the rain in a fancy dress with rain boots on. It goes against and with nature all at the same time!
Eureka! Master bath walls are already green, and I committed to a white vanity when I let Spouse build white shelving over the toilet. Beige-ish countertop, dark wood floors (we'll use wood-look tile): DONE!