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"I know the Bible talks about forgiveness and all but I'm pretty sure Jesus would hold my purse while I kicked your ass."

This pin is a lie. I hardly ever take the high road and almost always want to run someone's ass over.

I'm not saying she's a slut but...her favorite shade of lipstick is penis LMFAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

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