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This could not be more true!

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

It's all I want

It's all I want

Sometimes i just want someone to hug me and say i know it’s hard. You’re going to be okay. Here is chocolate and 6 million dollars.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

I feel fat. I will eat this cake. Lol.   http://www.fb.com/fitwithjen1 #weightloss #funny #fitness

I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake.Everyday of my life.except with ice cream!

@Lindy Faulkner Faulkner Faulkner Smellage seriously, whatever we touched at lake granbury made my heart race.  and it was probably just sand... haha

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. I AM TERRIFIED OF SEAWEED!

"Where's the cooking show with the baby hanging off your leg, screaming for a popsicle, while you try to microwave a vegetable?"

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Where's the cooking show with the baby hanging off your leg, screaming for a popsicle, while you try to microwave a vegetable?

Nice!

I always remind my husband that we have only lived in the house for 10 years. Funny, I thought it was just my husband. Turns out maybe he isn't that unique.

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