But for that one minute it almost happened ;)
I Hate Cleaning Funny, Lol Funny, Funny Humor, False Alarm, My Life, Funny Quotes, I Hate Cleaning Quotes
I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait...no. False alarm. #FUNNY WWW.THEMAGICMIST.COM
I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait... No. False alarm.
Wait...no. False alarm. Haha
False Alarm. Just kidding!!
Every day of my life
#lol #funny #humor
haha so true
I M Guilty, My Life, Hehe Definitely, Crossing Things, This Hahahaha, Ive, Checklist
I do like crossing things off my list. @Jessica Vinson :)
I do this all the time. In fact, just did it yesterday!
I love making checklists and crossing things off...
hahaha I totally do that! it makes James laugh too.
sometimes I cross things off...sooooo true
This may or may not be true in my life.
Lol ive done this
This is funny!
Bathroom Mirrors, Mom Quotes Funny, I Promise, Funny Mom Quotes, Looking Forward, My Dad, Funny Kids, Mess With My Kids Quotes
I'm going to go to use their bathroom, then get distracted and get into their make-up, and use their lipstick to write my name in huge block print on the bathroom mirror.
When my kids grow up, I’m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I’m bored &%3. I PROMISE...
My dad told us this when we were little lol
I'm looking forward to the future
When My Kids Grow Up...
Looking forward to it!
Entirely Happy, Nailed It, My Life, Happy Monday, Monday Morning, Love My Job, Hate Mornings, Totally Me
I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I\'m entirely happy. / Confession Ecard / someecards.com
I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy.
Actually I love my job!! But I definitely hate mornings!!!!!
Maybe a Monday morning isn't so bad without the job!
@Emily Bishman Happy Monday! ;) Ha ha ha!
my life in an ecard
My Life #Ecards
Illustrations Posters, Prison Humor, Ecards Humor Love, Patience Humor, Some Ecards Funny, Ecards Love, Dramatic People Ecards, Funny Ecards, Sassy Ecards
I feel this way a lot... - Click image to find more Illustrations Posters Pinterest pins
funny ecards | Tumblr
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If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream quote funny saying; Upcycle, recycle, salvage, diy, repurpose! For ideas and goods shop at Estate ReSale & ReDesign, Bonita Springs, FL
yep, ADD is my life and ice cream
ADD humor: story of my life!
hahaha! story of my life.
Hahaha ADD at its finest
Story of my life! haha
Soooo me! Hahaha!
Mmmm... Ice cream
happens to the best of us..
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Love this. #Funny #ECard #Grumpy #Bitchy #Morning
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Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring & I can't stop cheating on you.
what i mean to say is, i think i want to break up
Diet break up ... Just some Monday humor ;-)
hateee diets, eat healthy!
The Classic Diet Break Up.
Let's break up, diet.
Giggle, E Card, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Ecards, Things
SomeECarda. I didnt realize this was a popular thing until I saw an ecard. Now I realize it's normal. I restart dryer no folding...so true
Funny Music Ecard: Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But heres my wine glass. So fill it maybe?
Funny Reminders Ecard: They say it's a woman's dream to find the perfect man. That's crap, all we want is to eat anything we want without getting fat!
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I lost all respect for you because you fell for the Back to the Future date hoax.
Mother's Day Ecards, Free Mother's Day Cards, Funny Mother's Day Greeting Cards at someecards.com
Sarcastic Ecards | tagged as: sarcastic. funny. LOL. ecard. humor.
I feel like this should be a Barney Stinson quote
e cards make me giggle
this made me laugh!
Couple Girls, Lying Whore, Truth, Bahaha, Ecards, So Funny
So mean. So great. *As long as they can keep us running in circles and attacking one another they can sit back and laugh while we do a number on one another. Time to stop letting men put their hate in our mouths.
Well I'm not saying she's a lying whore, but anything that comes out of her mouth is a lie, and everything that goes in is a dick- ecard
Ouch! omg...@Cathy Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Nuckolls who would this remind you of?? ;) hah
Ouch! Hahaha this is so funny! @Ariel Shatz sutis whose this remind you of?!
Well I'm not saying she's a lying whore
Totally a couple girls I know!
Coughing from laughing so hard
And the truth comes out
Different Types of Music Stands - I almost NEVER change my pin descriptions, but I have to say that on this pin I will. But only for the sole purpose of explaining that I have actually laughed out loud at this pin.
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Different Types of Music Stands - YES!.... Oh good times in Band, I do switch stands around because one of those mentioned situations occurred. Our band room is full of leaners and the Hobbit stands get thrown to the flutes by the trumpets. All the good stand never leave percussion.
Different Types of Music Stands - Band geeks will remember. Also, another Pinner mentioned "your lap" as another one and I would have to say yep to that.
Different Kinds of Music Stands. Every childhood band geek gets this one. Music Stands are, apparently, the whipping boy of the band room... they take a LOT of abuse!
The Different Type Of Music Stands. YES! If you have been in band, you will laugh! :D omg had all of these in my band room
Different Types of Music Stands... I don't really use stands, but this is so true at Edison, lol.
Different Types of Music Stands - This is so true its not even funny.
Different Types of Music Stands. #bandgeek
Marching Band Funny Music Stands
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln - my mom was awesome and she taught me to know and love Jehovah God!
We love this quote from Abraham Lincoln about his mother! The quote inspires moms everywhere.
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln #truth
Happy Mother's Day #Swells ! We so agree Abraham Lincoln!
Bits of Truth... all quotes // Mother's Day
#Truth perfect for Mother's Day
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I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night owl. But I can rock 11:30 am like nobody's business. This is totally me.
...and then sometimes I'm not an afternoon person either.
Absolutely! Not a morning person or a night owl!
Total night owl but this made me laugh q:
not a morning person or a night owl
Oh yeah, this is so totally me!!!!
This is the story of my life
yep...story of my life.
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Funny Weekend Ecard: So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! YAYNESS!!!
Yayness! Along with every other day of the week... What is a weekend to a SAHM? The same as every other day of the week... Lol.
Sad but true-So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! YAYNESS!!! | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Weekend Ecard: So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry....NOT
Bahaha! I do feel like this sometimes.. there needs to be a few more hours in a weekend.. or we need a maid.
Story of my life! someday i will not have to work full time and i can get this crap done during the week :)
So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! YAYNESS!!! | Weekend Ecard
So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! YAYNESS!!! Story of my life!!
Sick Day, Mother, Truth, Stay At Home Mom, My Life, My Husband, Pjs, Kid
Yep. There are days when I will only change out of my pjs if I get spit up on me... Then I change into clean pjs.
Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way. Although my mother guilt does whisper, "But you only have one child and this card says "kids"..." SHUTUP, MOTHER GUILT!!
Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way. Although my mother guilt does whisper. SHUTUP, MOTHER GUILT!!
Hahaha how I feel after spending a day @ home w/ the kids...
Replace kids with animals and this is my life.
how I feel on sick days lol
stay at home moms...
to my husband....
Unfortunately this is true....
Quotes, Truth, My Life, Funny, So True, Bad Decisions
Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions. (I don't like calling people stupid, but this is funny!!! Definitely have felt compelled to say this before, but held my tongue)
Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.
so true, so true. This everything happens for a reason quote gets under my skin. just saying ....
Stupid Parents Quotes | saw this card on a friend’s FB wall. Made me laugh out loud. Made ...
yeah... I'm starting to think that is the reason for alot of things in my life right now.
Yes, sometimes that is the reason... #truth
Bad Decisions and the truth! Lol
This made me laugh. So true.
Bad Decisions | Funny Ecards!
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"I'm not really a control freak. but... can I show you the right way to do that?" haha so me! #controlfreak #control #ecard
I know some people who should wear this for a t-shirt. "I'm not really a control freak. But..." Can I show you the right way to do that????
Ok, I admit it. Way too funny... and too true at work and even some volunteer stuff I do.
I'm not really a control freak. But... Can I show you the right way to do that????
I think iam a control freak
Control freak, OCD Quotes
LOL ugh so true!!!! :-/
Control freak quote
This Is Totally me
maybe!?? haha for sure
Time, Quotes, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Laundry, E Cards
So true... I have two loads from the washert dried and in the dryer still... its been dried atleast 6 times now :-X
I dont want to fold my laundry. So Ill restart the dryer. 3 times... ...in a row. this is my husband fo sho!
I dont want to fold my laundry. So Ill restart the dryer. 3 times... ...in a row.
Every single thing about laundry. | 19 Things All Lazy People Don't Have Time For
Isn't this the truth!! or 4 or 5 times......
Makes me laugh because this is sooooo me!!!
Some E cards. I do this all the time!
ecards explain my life.