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Someday your ex-boyfriend will wake up next to that ugly thing and realize his mistake. Lucky for you, you'll be with that super-hot rich guy. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Someday your ex-boyfriend will wake up next to that ugly thing and realize his mistake. Lucky for you, you'll be with that super-hot rich guy.

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Funny Breakup Ecard: It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

OMG can you imagine the things that might be said???!!!! ROFL

Funny Weekend Ecard: It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.

HA! I DID get the opportunity to be a housewife...thus putting grad school aside! ~J.E.

Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it. AMEN to this

Oh yeah!

My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, ' I KNOW, RIGHT?' I told my dentist,"Now I really am a queen- you crowned me!

YEP!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm well aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea . I'd rather be someone's shot of tequila or jäger anyways !

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I know one person that thinks every status message is about her and if she ever reads this she will definitely think the same thing.  Difference is, this time she will be right!

No, my status message wasn't even about you. That's from our new 'guilty conscience' collection. If the shoe fits, wear that b**ch

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