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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from. | Somewhat Topical Ecard

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.