Funniest Quotes and Sayings

gotta love a realist

Expecting Stick Figure

There was room for two on the raft. Titanic.

tic tac faces! I want to give this to somebody; too cute!

Seriously?! Did they plan this?

Mind blown by so many of these. Why is this not the norm????

Mario's Mom

So funny!!!!

funny quotes, boring life seriously, the first month of college when everyone's like "What do you do for fun?" Uhhhhh, does Pinterest count?

No Way! ... JamesAZiegler.com

lol Kristyn told me that once...

No bacon?!

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Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED

:D Dear Santa Letter http://www.primitivesbykathy.com/viewItem.asp?ItemID=19434=1=Box%20Sign%20-%20Dear%20Santa=BOX%20SIGNS=N

Why do people say ‘Grow some balls?’ Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White this women is the image of bad ass

This couldn't be anymore closer to the TRUTH!! WTF!!

Can this be true??? Every psycho I've ever known has been brunette...true story. LOL. Blondes just seem more oblivious & redheads...are a combo.