This never happened to me, however any parent that does this is a brilliant, evil genius...if this actually happened to someone as a child, I truly feel sorry for them...but still think it's too funny.
Hmm, don't know how to feel about this one. "Fat" is relative to the person. What is considered "fat" today are horridly, morbidly obese people, and generally 'fat' people aren't considered fat at all. So to me, if I'm over my ideal weight for my height, I'd call myself fat: because that's the medical consensus. If you don't think so, then I'm not the one with the problem.