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If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to a mermaid. So who's he real winner here?

Hahahahahaha story of my life! and i did this today actually... it's even worse when you come home from a date.... :)

Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm calling in sick because I'm have an eye problem. I can't see myself coming into work today.


It’s just like a boyfriend…

Real life.