Shoot your alarm clock to turn it off each morning. but wouldn't you have to grab the gun which takes the same time as turning the alarm clock off. and then you'd have to shoot the target when you're half asleep to turn the darn thing off.
From previous pinner: Monday morning is hard to swallow. Whet your appetite with the Monday Mug, a playful porcelain coffee cup that actually perks up as you do. Me: Another mug for the future coffee rack of awesommeness.
Put tracking stickers on objects that you lose often, like keys, phone, wallet etc. Tell the app on your device what THAT sticker is on ("car keys"). Then when you need to find it, use the app to find that sticker (and your keys).