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A True Welcome To The Lord

A True Welcome To The Lord

Welcoming someone home at the airport is so just romantic. This is Denver International Airport.

Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.  #someecards

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed. #someecards

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Clearly I'm exceptionally blessed because yes, I'm hysterically funny, brilliant, and a size 2!!! :)

Clearly I'm exceptionally blessed because yes, I'm hysterically funny, brilliant, and a size 2!!! :)

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

My voicemail msg should say: You know good & well Im not gonna answer...so please hang up and text. I dont do phone calls...

My voicemail msg should say: You know good & well Im not gonna answer...so please hang up and text. I dont do phone calls...

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