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And for the ones who truely know me. You know how very hard that is for me. Lol

Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut. Although I often fail.

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Please don't tell me he harass u about ur house or his laundry? And not about ur weight. U r super skinny and look great DON'T LET HIM BRAIN WASH U.that takes longer to get over then him. Believe me it took me years.

The best thing about being in my 30's is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet.

THANK GOD, there is no proof.and most of the witnesses are getting too old to remember.or are they.or is there no proof!

Who needs to go to the gym? Do housework quickly and to great music.

That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. This happens A LOT in my house.my kids love to dance (just watch out for random dinosaurs!

Mainly those who invent imaginary family trees on Ancestry.com & FamilySearch & such.  SURE your ancestor (who is actually a combination of your ancestor, my ancestor, & 3 other men of the same name) fathered 37 kids by 3 wives on 2 continents, 7 after he died & 2 before he was born!

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

Indeed.

Funny Confession Ecard: I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day. -this is why I'm stupid and wear the stuff I don't really like

"whenever I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let nearby thieves know I mean business"

More like three times! I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know I mean business.

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