the government serving and protecting the shit outta you
Puppet Check Up // After receiving an x-ray, he finally figured out what was ailing him. // T-shirt Design Submission for Threadless Medium: Pen and Ink, Photoshop client: Design By Humans, Teefury // By Joshua Kemble
1st World Problems... hahahaha, I've actually thought at least 3 of these things this week.
The best pictures of the Queen… I lost it several times <--- is it just me or is she an elderly Effie...?
I Waste So Much Time
6 reasons you should consider being a cat
Longer than eleven presidents! And she just keeps going, and going, and going...
Best big sister ever...except for me because I have the best little brothers ever and they generally avoid embarrassing me in public.
I would do this...I am always leaving stuff on the back burner which gets hot if the oven is on. I left the diaper bag, milk, etc...i generally catch it before its too bad though haha.
Yep, and this is why every curly girl has a ponytail holder either on her wrist or in her purse at all times
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. Gonna have to start using that one!
it's gotta be uteruses before duderuses!