Ha, amusing. I personally hate when people try to blame their actions on alcohol. You're not a different person when drinking. You're just less inhibited. It's still you. Stop using it as an excuse. Not say that I never have before to get out of awkward situations, haha, but that was for good use.
Pathetic ass bitches like you....one of these days you are going to pop off to me and I won't be able to control myself...and BAM!!! upside your fucking face! oh how I will feel so satisfied. Yes, I truly will.