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Funny Confession Ecard: FYI: That picture you just took of yourself and uploaded to Facebook looks just like the one you took yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that.

Funny Confession Ecard: FYI: That picture you just took of yourself and uploaded to Facebook looks just like the one you took yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that.

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

I look forward to the day when the biggest decision I have to make is what cocktail I'm going to sip on while laying on the all day. Hurry up retirement!

Everyone's over here like 'Hey I'm getting married, or having babies' And I'm like 'Hey who wants to day drink with me?'

Everyone's over here like 'Hey I'm getting married, or having babies' And I'm like 'Hey who wants to day drink with me?'

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: if you can handle me getting all 'white girl wasted', we can make this work.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: if you can handle me getting all 'white girl wasted', we can make this work.

Pardon last nights drunk tests. That tequila is one chatty bitch.

Pardon last nights drunk tests. That tequila is one chatty bitch.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

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