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definitely said it before

I love how in scary movies the person yells out 'Hello?' As if the killers going to be like 'yeah i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?

Definitely me.

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Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. Fine, it was pizza. I ate pizza.

I would be like okay. Hangup and then say wtf???

Next time someone rings you home phone, test their intelligence by replying with, "hi, can i call you back i'm driving." - if we only had a home phone.

Laughed when I read this!!

Okay this is my life. Ill be sitting in math class and I'll be like HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA cause of something that happened like three years ago. That's the story of my life! My best friend and I look at each other and laugh. We get weird looks!

I definitely thought that was true when I was a little kid!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

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"I'm sorry, I can't today because. I am totally going to start using excuses like this when I can't do things due to my health.