Happens to me EVERY day at school! Love my kids, but they honestly can't be quiet!

Happens to me EVERY day at school! Love my kids, but they honestly can't be quiet!

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oh, and if only something could be done while in the grocery store when people have know idea of their surroundings, take up the whole aisle, & even when you say "excuse me" 10 times they still do not hear you or pay attention...

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Hear that fellas? Your stench is a combination of your personal funk and cheap fragrance. Unlike the commercial, women won't come running.

Hear that fellas? Your stench is a combination of your personal funk and cheap fragrance. Unlike the commercial, women won't come running.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS! ... Click this image for more #Fun & #quotes

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS! ... Click this image for more #Fun & #quotes

Hahaha if only I could really say this to some people! Mean but true...

Hahaha if only I could really say this to some people! Mean but true...

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