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Funny Confession Ecard: I usually laugh at my own texts before I send them because I rarely say something thats not hilarious.

I really do!! :) by doreen.m

We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness. This is us Molly!

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead . . . .

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

Yes....you!!

People think that because you tolerate them at work you are friends.NEGATIVE BITCH, I'm just trying to keep my job! How I was at my mall job lol

Just so everyone knows if you are outside you are fair game. Some of my favorites so far have been the butt crack  lady, sword lady and the lady that rode the train in only her slip. Half the time I don't even pretend I'm not taking a picture.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh. Marquez this is totally you!

Lol yeaaaa

Bitch i dont give a fuck about you. I will be old and funny like madea!

Been there.

Free and Funny News Ecard: You know you're from the if you remember being disappointed when the CD's leaflet didn't have the lyrics to the songs. How else were you going to learn that damn line on track

I love getting Repinned by a stranger. It validates my good taste.

So true, so true.This random stranger will thank me for the validation.

When students give me excuses for not having assignments done or for giving them to me late.

SomeEcards : How to make your own e-cards in seconds AND it's hilarious !!

What could be better than a bunch of tasteless e-cards to start off your week.

Job & Work quote & saying Oops did we just do that? Lmao your a moron in denial! The quote Description Oops did we just do that? Lmao your a moron

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life.I think youre an idiot.

Free Yourself.

i am going to get this on the back of my shirt and wear to work so my boss might get the point! to back the fuck up off my ass when i'm working!

I love how coffee tricks me into think I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics