I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn
friends will call and ask to hang out, tell you you're pretty, let you eat the last chip. best friends will show up at your house without even asking, call you ugly when your hair is messed up, grab the last chip and yell "sucker!
Not lying when I say this. Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. Sat outside. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!