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Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

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I HATE VOICEMAILS. lol Idk why, but they stay on my phone for like a week, and when i finally listen to it, it's only so i can get rid of the dang icon.

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

ok so not super model since that's not my goal.  But I'd be able to eat a 12 pack of eggs a day

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If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.

My husband's wife is freakin' AWESOME! This is so true! Every wife should have this pinned. Cursing Mama says, "Sometimes the truth is awesome!

i'm kind.

sorry random people who take my money at the grocery store for these days. It's my problem not yours. and I can admit that because today is not one of those days.

and i successfully accomplish it everyday.

My daily routine: get up, be amazing, go back to bed. (Sometimes the be amazing part is short lived but who's counting!

Yeah, I'm outdoorsy

This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

Texts/messages can be so easily misunderstood.

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haha maybe! Even though I do like voicemails every once in a while

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Jajajajaja queda peor de como estaba. I did not write that spanish, but I decided to leave it anyway cuz I don't know what it says.  It might be important.

Story of my life. Funny quote lol my room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear!

And then everyone looks at you strange because you can't talk and sit there clapping like a retarded seal...

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

I thought I was the only person who thought this!!

My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like. I look better in the mirror, that's for sure.

Pet Peeve by faith

Previous Pinner said 'OCD I thought I was the only one . I told my mom yesterday that Im gunna invent wipes that get the triangle.

Without my cell phone, I wouldn't:  1. know what time it is  2. be able to solve a math question  3. know a single phone number  4. know the date  5. be able to text my friend  6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time  7. be able to wake up from alarm in the morning  8. find my way in the dark  LOL. this is so me!

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