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Ecard: Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho. Hahahahaha I so know people this reminds me of!

That's weird, I did it and it told me I had arrived at my destination...

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: I typed 'Bitch' into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I totally cannot stand snoring! Once threw a pillow at my parents because they were snoring!

Some songs awaken my inner stripper.

"Some songs awaken my inner stripper." [ ALL songs awaken Miley Cyus' inner stripper.

Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say ...'did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back'.

Free, News Ecard: Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say ."did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back"

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head. (Or in my case,  who needs work as an excuse)

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head.( good thing I work from most days)

i hate it when i plan my day and nobody follows the script

read the script people! This so me control freak lord I am aweful.

I Know I Have One  See more funny pics at killthehydra.com!

lol tis true sometimes.girls do say suck my dick even tho we don't have one. wonder if that saying would make it as far as suck my dick. Oh just some random thoughts.

LOVE THIS. #funny #humor #ecard

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.

The bipolar express, for all the women I know.

The bipolar express, also known as the crazy train

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