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The Next (De)Generation

Kelly Burrrrn! The Next (De)Generation | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Being that I work in labor and delivery, I not only find this funny, but literally true :)

'We have a moral obligation to ban the airbrush': Debenhams vows not to retouch model shots... and calls on others to follow suit

The airbrush backlash is now well underway as Debenhams announces a ban on all retouched lingerie model shots. The store 'wants to help customers feel confident about their figures'.

Show your wife how you really feel with a gift that says "I can't wait for you to die." Just make sure to really pour on the romance when you look deep into her eyes and ask whether she'd like to be shoved into the cold earth or burnt until she's nothing.

I must not copy what I see on the Simpsons.