I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.
Dear Lord, all I ask is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person. I've been making that deal for years.
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I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life… If I die next thursday.
If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in.see if that works I want life support for Then try this
Here, hold my dignity.I've got some sketchy shit to do. You know you have thought about it at least once. Girl got fed up.