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haha ive seen this quote before but i never saw the 'eat bacon' part! ahhahahahah LOL bacon is good. but me n my family usually just eats deer and elk meat :) we go hunting. a lot.

Funny but true! my body is a temple. I like tattoos, but this is awesome!

My body is a temple! Why don't you have tattoos."Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers?

Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I'm in a "mental" hospital 40+hours a week and they'd probably make me stay over night if they really knew.

Be honest if people could hear what you are thinkingyou would be in a mental hospital funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

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WHAT AN AWESOME IDEA.I have always thought they should have a "dislike" button if they have a "like" button.

Possibly the most deep and meaningful quote I've ever come across. <3

bacon solves everything!

Haha! Change 'school' to 'work' and this is sad but so true.

So true but at work not school. If I was in a quiet classroom I would def go to sleep. Good thing I work with kids!

Yes and yes

A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. (Be sure to read it all!

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Adulthood = going to the vets

So true!  We tell all of our clients it is NOT important to spray on a tan for a boudoir shoot with our studio.

I know too many dorito girls. Or maybe just too many girls who look like they had their hands in the doritos bag (spray tan)

so funny

I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

I'd be such an awesome mega rich person, I just know it! haha

Dear Lord, all I ask is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person. I've been making that deal for years.

I know that's right!!!!

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This is me

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life… If I die next thursday.

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If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in.see if that works I want life support for Then try this

coffee and cigarettes - hiddensubmission:

Here, hold my dignity.I've got some sketchy shit to do. You know you have thought about it at least once. Girl got fed up.

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