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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Too funny, but mine should say.the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!

"I don't even chase my shots, what makes you think I'll chase after you?"

I hate the quotes on the pastel background, but this is so true. I never chase shots, and should really stop chasing men…

Another. Round please!

I live in Missouri & can vouch for the accuracy of this statement, crazy as it seems.And Kansas, too!

all day everyday...

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like. I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine. I completely agree.

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LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

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Good think I work in advertising where it's socially acceptable to drink at work. LOLOL Funny Workplace Ecard: If they aren't going to let me drink at work, then they shouldn't let fucktards work here.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Stop telling me drinking ain't cute. I ain't trying to be cute, bitch. I'm trying to get drunk.

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