Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

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Do+you+ever+get+up+in+the+morning,+look+in+the+mirror,+and+think+'That+can't+be+accurate'?

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

Of course I realize how stupid I can be! Haven't you met my Ex? / Somewhat Topical Ecard / someecards.com on imgfave

Of course I realize how stupid I can be! Haven't you met my Ex? / Somewhat Topical Ecard / someecards.com on imgfave

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