"When I grow up, I want to be a Nail Polish Namer." Ha! It would be quite the job...
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have definitely thought about what a fun job this would be... probably far too often!
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Oh, when I grow up I want to be a nailpolish namer.
hahaha always thought this would be the most fun job!
I've always said this would be a fun job!
That actually sounds like a fun job
My life's goal.
getting older but thank God not growing up
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Although I can still party like an absolute rock star, it would appear that I cannot recover like one anymore. =/
an unfortunate truth. I can party like a rockstar but I don't recover anymore!!
This is exactly what my best friend is like when we go out on nights out haha
Although I can party like a rockstar - I can not recover like one.
Hangovers that are days long...not fun
Two day hangovers are THE WORST!!
Hahahahaha cheers to this
Seriously!! Like seeeeriouslyyy!!!!
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Saw. Also a tool. A tool I would like to use and cut your tongue off! For the love people!!! You already think you are smarter then me so use the English you learned in school!!!!
Amen! Or "I done it."...It's "I did it." you crazy fools. Not if you country!! We talk that way all the time!! Lol
"I usually dont care too much about peoples grammar, but this is the one thing that REALLY annoys me, also when people say ' ain't'" Amen.
For the love of God - it's SAW. I SAW your new car. It's not SEEN. I SEEN your new car makes you sound illiterate. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Oh, there are FAR, FAR too many people who do this.....And I can't help but cringe every time I hear it.
For the love of God - it's SAW. I SAW your new car. It's not SEEN. I SEEN your new car makes you sound illiterate. | YES!!!
For the love of God - it's SAW. I SAW your new car. It's not SEEN. I SEEN your new car makes you sound illiterate.
I have SEEN this used incorrectly too many times; I SAW it again today...at least 5 times....on Facebook alone.
Oh, South Carolina. (Well, just the rednecks, but still...I never knew people interchanged these words before moving south.)
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My life, it's a mild addiction, otherwise I'd stop...ok that's a lie, I'd still watch
The most relatable e card in the history of my existence.
Downton abbey has ruined my life.
Bc I'm classy when I drink wine
I love box wine!! Hahaha
Another Quentin quote
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Funny Confession Ecard: 'It's so hot when he wears his pants halfway down his legs.' said no one ever.
haha, def. when they have a belt on and I'm like what's the purpose of wearing that belt b/c it isn't tight enough obviously :))
'It's so hot when he wears his pants halfway down his legs." said no one ever. - pull you're damn pants up.
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"Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground . . ." Let's all sing along!
boys: pull up your pantsssssss
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This is for you... Linda Wiliiamson, how many times have we laughed at this commercial. What are you wearing Jake at State Farm? Uhh khakis!! She sounds hideous.Well that because she's a guy. Thks Carol A for pinning this . Love it.
We post funny jokes, funny pictures, funny ecards, funny dogs, funny cats, funny animals, funny memes, funny fails, funny videos, games and awesome stuff. I have a friend that we call Jake from State Farm
"It's Jake, from State Farm." "What are you wearing, Jake?" "Uh,..khakis." "She sounds hideous!"
What are you wearing Jake from "State Farm?" "Uhhhhhh Khakis" "Well she sounds HIDEOUS!"
"what are you wearing Jake from State farm???" "umm.. khakis.."
BWAHAHA! "What are you wearing, 'Jake' from State Farm?"
I will do this next time!
I don't usually post these things on Facebook. But seriously. Wish some people would read this and take a hint. ;)
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Funny Ecards - 27 Pics
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Well said.... This is for half my ex!
Some people in my life like this...
Yep, how I feel about some people.
life lessons - LMAO
You annoy me ecard
It's so true
purple nail polish: Stroppy
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Perfectly purple nail polish. I love the colors I've seen this polish in (not this purple), I'll have to check it out!
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Stroppy Nail Lacquer : Bright Purple Shimmer Nail Polish
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You are what you eat! #weightloss
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Have to post these hilarious pick up lines guys have tried to use on me lately : howcome your not in jail?? It should be illegal to look that good! When I saw you, I fainted and hit my head, I need your name and number for insurance reasons: is the airport somewhere around here?? Or is it just my heart I feel taking off?? Omg silly boys
For some reason I am finding these kinds extremely funny tonight when usually I pass by them like, "eh."
They say, 'You are what you eat!' That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning. -- bwahaha
"They say, 'You are what you eat!' That's funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning." Work it, sexy beasts!
For some reason I am finding these kinds extremely funny tonight when usually I pass by them like, "eh."
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homemade raw, vegan chocolate (coconut oil) this one Looks good - make into disc's, chucks, for dipping too
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: They say, 'You are what you eat!' That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.
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Telling a woman to calm down when she's drunk workds about as well as baptizing a cat.
Yup. Same goes for pissing her off and then trying to tell her to calm down
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a lesson my husband never learns, all the time
Hahaha, reminds me of a coworker
Just shut up and drive!
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Someday my headstone will read: "If you're reading this, you're standing on my boobs." LOL. #Funny #Humor #Death #Girl_problems #E_card
That's funny stuff!!
Funny Farewell Ecard
Happens ALL the time!!
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Thanks for taking my advice after someone else gave it to you. (Or after it was too late to matter.) #INTJ Pet peeve
Doesn't this seem to always happen? Not sure if I should pin this in funny stuff or quotables!
Funny Friendship Ecard: Thanks for taking my advice after someone else gave it to you.
Thanks for taking my advice after someone else have it to you INTJ - Pet peeve
Pet Peeve #100!!! when people do this it drives me crazy lol!
Pet peeve! Burns me up and it happens all the time lol
Huge pet peeve; my darling husband...grrr
THIS IS ONE OF MY PET PEEVES! AH
And those in clothes, not pajamas, have rank!
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And those in clothes, not pajamas, have rank! hahaha.. I hate walmart but this is funny!!!
And those in real clothes, not pajamas, not yoga pants, not swimsuit coverups, have rank!
And those in clothes, not pajamas, have rank! I hate Walmart....
No idea why all the weirdos end up at walmart but they do.
Actual clothes adds 10 points
Target girl, right here.
Oh people of Walmart...
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sounds like my kind of camping trip, "Glamping" is what i think they call it?! LOL!
Yes right now this would be an amazing camping trip
@Heather Hays Are you up for a camping trip?
Sounds like the best camping trip EVER.
hahaaaa! the perfect camping trip :D
sounds like my kind of camping trip
so true! That is my kinda camping
Are you up for a camping trip?
my kinda camping.
Haha for real!
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Totally me!! LOL "Don't expect a 'Bless You' after the 5th sneeze. Get it under control." #ecard #medicine
I full out belly laughed at this for a solid minute because I am the person who sneezes 5 times! Funny stuff right here!
Once a kiss, twice a letter, three is money, four is better. FIVE is PORKY. And no one wants to be Porky. *giggle*
like, seriously. Ecard humor funny laugh #annoyed
This seriously made me laugh out loud. So funny!
Laughing is so funny!!!
For my dad! lol
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Sometimes you just have to accept that life isn't perfect, continue kicking ass and remember that your hair looks fantastic!
Is THAT what counts? Then we are both in good shape, because we both have great hair :)
The important things in life.. #hair #salon #newportbeach #thestudio #coronadelmar
The important things in life.. #visiblechanges #hair #salon #texas
The important things in life.. #hair #salon #texas #visiblechanges
Sometimes having a "good hair day" is as good as it gets!
:) most of the time! Haha... Hair stylist problems!
Good hair days make you feel this way. Lol.
Hair matters people. It really does. Haha
Hahah! Oh my... Not necessarily true, but so funny!
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hahahahah my life @Christina & Lemons
hahah so funny but wrong :(
STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!
YES my thoughts exactly
that's some funny stuff
Haha so true :)
Let's be real