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Bitch, if you ran your ass as much as you run your mouth, you wouldn't be so fat.

Bitch, if you ran your ass as much as you run your mouth, you wouldn't be so fat.

We should have a way of telling  people their breath   stinks without   hurting their   feelings like, "I'm  bored, lets go   brush your teeth!"

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, "I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!"

About 95% sure I've pinned this saying before, but it's so damned true!

About 95% sure I've pinned this saying before, but it's so damned true!

Yep!  Your ex lies about you, but you believe everything your new boyfriend says about his ex!  Ridiculous!  Maybe you should ask around and really get to know the person you are dating!

Yep! Your ex lies about you, but you believe everything your new boyfriend says about his ex! Ridiculous! Maybe you should ask around and really get to know the person you are dating!

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.This is such a battle for date night....hahahaha!

.This is such a battle for date night....hahahaha!

Wield the ultimate rubber stamp that delivers your message loudly and clearly.

Wield the ultimate rubber stamp that delivers your message loudly and clearly.

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Funny Baby Ecard: I don't think the world is ready for the baby boom to result from Fifty Shades of Grey and Magic Mike coming out in the same season.

Funny Baby Ecard: I don't think the world is ready for the baby boom to result from Fifty Shades of Grey and Magic Mike coming out in the same season.

Funny Confession E-card: Some people should be very thankful that I can control the crazy.    Just Sayin'...

Funny Confession E-card: Some people should be very thankful that I can control the crazy. Just Sayin'...