"Just stopped at the drug store. Bought a bag of chips, a chocolate bar, a bag of Swedish fish, a box of tampons and a box of midol. The guy who rang me up just looks at me a goes "I'm sorry" >>>>This is really funny!
I work at a pet store. Today a guy came in to purchase a tag and have it engraved. He told us that he bought his gf a puppy as a surprise. The tags engraving said "Will you marry my daddy?" He was so excited to give it to her.
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco. they have concrete walls.years of foods and supplies. and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card - Funni Pic - Funny Pictures - Humour
Someone from Tampa, Florida, US posted a whisper, which reads "Me *Hugs husband* Hubby: Babe your boobs have gotten bigger are you pregnant? Me: What are you my personal pregnancy test. So yeah turns out I am"
Someone from Pottsville, Arkansas, US posted a whisper in the group The Sarcastic Idiots, which reads "When snobs at school overhear my music: Eww, what are you listening to? Me: I know right! Your voice is awfully disturbing.