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Truth.

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

True story

Naps are tricky. if I wake up unaware of the year, I just go back to sleep and wake up refreshed later.

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere 15 Instagram Quotes 20-Something Girls Eat Up

food quote - i eat cake because its somebody's birthday somewhere

pintrest - fentybinder

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

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I consider myself to be a realist? But most people just call me a bitch.D retro funny.

Pinsomnia- This is for you lil' Allie;>

Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because is bloody addicting, This is so true.I blame my friend Erica for this addiction!

Exactly Lol

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

Pretty sure this never works, but that doesn't stop me from doing it!

of giving sarcastic answers that is! S/N: And whoever said there was no such thing as a dumb question was. I've heard some pretty dumb questions in my life.

Since you asked... All medications are toxins to our bodies, thus the harmful side effects, but if you were to do any number of healthy things like get proper exercise, eat a healthy diet, drink plenty of water, get the proper amount of sleep, etc. These things can cause extreme sexiness. When you do your sexiness shows.

The "good side effects" are what the drug actually does. I'm a nurse. Also, I have seen side effects like "may cause breast enlargement" or "weight loss"

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

This is so true!!! and stay up all night thinking it will land on your face!  Scary thoughts!

"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room. Is losing a spider in your room!" :: Lc- they're always easy to find though. Just look under your pillow.

Inspiration...

Funny pictures about Kindly go away. Oh, and cool pics about Kindly go away. Also, Kindly go away.

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