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Lets have sex. Breathe for yes. Lick your eyebrow for no.

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By all means, tell me how to take your blood properly, also don't forget it ask me if I got the thought tubes.

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Funny new year's quote... Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway...

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Man worth shaving my legs for haha @Kaylee Henninger Story of my life bahaha

hahahaha idk why I find this so funny, oh wait... yes i do! haha

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A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina... know/knew a few of these.

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