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Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Grammar: the difference between knowning you're shit and knowning your shit.

WAIT!!!  I'm not ready to break up.  People, I called them. I know I was soposed to wait, but I could't help it. They always made me feel so comfortable and so very warm. I am putty in their hands.

Funny pictures about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Also, Dear sweatpants and hoodies.

Literally dying at this right now!

With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born

Class in a glass

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.

Since Lorna this is true

Funny Valentine’s Day 2016 Quotes Wishes & Sayings for GF / BF, Friends

People who brush-off, dismiss, ignore, and act condescending about my limitations and the fact that I have CFIDS, gastroparesis, and chronic adult epstein barr syndrome and AM INDEED S-I-C-K....! X-{

Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome.

I saw this on Tumblr. The quote is not wise.  It's wiser not to allow anyone to get to you that much--why care that much about someone who annoys you?

LOL funny quote quotes true true story humor anger relate so true relatable PISSED OFF

I'm a female, white, AND listen to rap music. Damn, I'm a bad bitch.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

kill people with kindness

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: To Do List: Buy a sword. Name it Kindness. Kill people with Kindness.

LOL!!!!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Just because you put a pretty shirt over your muffin top does not make it a cupcake. Isn't this the truth!

Talking about how big your package is?

Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick. bahahahah i think i peed my pants when i read this

something to think about

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

For my 20 year old son.  Being married is awesome so find a nice girl and stay at the party. You don't have to sacrifice the fun you are having.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

Haha! True.

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

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