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Good Judgment comes from Experience and experience, ~ well that comes from poor Judgement. " Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

I amuse myself everyday...and laugh even harder when the tight wads around me don't 'get it'.

Encouragement Ecard: Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

@Emily Braun, I thought of you when I saw this!

'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.

Communication is a skill to be learned  www.Heal.Energy

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

I'd like to apply for the job that lists this as a qualification, please. #humor #ButSoNotKidding

If only sarcasm had been my major.I would have graduated Summa Cum Laude

Google Spell Check  Do this ALL the time!

SomeEcards are the best way of conveying all the terrible internal thoughts that can't be shared with the world -- the most hilarious SomeEcards ever!

You put me down and tell me I'm not good enough. Lets hope karma doesn't fuck you up too bad......

Couldn't resist sharing! Karma's just sharpening her nails & finishing her drink. She says she'll be with you shortly!

Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I didn't text you. Jack Daniels did.

Stop and think about what super power you have, though. Just because you can read people's minds doesn't mean you can fly off buildings.

Free and Funny Sympathy Ecard: Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power

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