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However if you are at McDonald's getting a salad is still the safest option, much like getting a hug from a hooker!

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches. | Courtesy Hello Ecard | someecards.com

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Consider Yourself Warned

I dont have to worry about this anymore.......but this sounds about right when I did.

I guess it's so funny because it's so true!! Yes - sad but true :)

The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused... what is leftover wine? hahahaha so #funny