those are the terms!
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So funny and unexpected! My love is not unconditional. The terms are: You not being an asshole.
My love is not unconditional. The terms are: You not being an asshole
I don't believe in unconditional love unless, of course you're my dog.
YES. I'm so fed up with the term "unconditional love".
About sums it up. #print #quotes #sayings #humor
Haha so true
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I don't really know what's going on with you right now, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.
OMG! This is so fitting for some people I know.
LOL, thats to my husband, Love you :)
My feelings right now exactly
omg so funny
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hahahahaha Bahahahaha. I can't quit laughing bc it's so true !!! @jerrica towery
Everyday. My life. Baking Cupcakes later, haha.
On the days when logic works backwards...
...ya, right ...that otta work! :-[
hahahahaha- It's the truth!
Works for me
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My Life is a Constant Battle between my Love for food, & Not wanting to get Fat.
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My Life is a Constant Battle between my Love for food, Not wanting to get Fat.#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
My Life is a Constant Battle between my Love for food, & Not wanting to get FATTER!
Food wins most times because taste usually wins over tight clothes
This is me everyday..... Chocolate pie or go work out?!
I love food way too much.
Mostly the food wins....
So true. Soooo true.
Every girls problem
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Whenever I start feeling spontaneous.... My bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down. ((LMAO--story of my life! Everything we have goes to our *KIDS*♥))
"Whenever I feel spontaneous, my bank account reminds me to calm down."
Whenever I feel spontaneous...story of my life.
Whenever I feel spontaneous...oh so true!
So true ! Laughed out loud at this!!
Haha true story #humor #funny #laugh
Gave Me The Giggles
Funny but true
Omg this is so true
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You know that little tingly feeling you get when you like someone? Thats common sense leaving your body.
You know that little tingly feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. Ahahahahahaha... Okay, it's true. :)
That tingly feeling you get when you like someone is common sense leaving your body. #dating #relationships #love #couples #wedding #bride #groom
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Ew, that tingly feeling is common sense leaving your body
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Tingly feeling...so true
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Haha. So true! Jack grabs my hair and gives me swift kicks to the face. I don't blame him, as I am quite the tickle monster.
I was once sitting behind my husband with my legs wrapped around him and he decided to tickle my foot. Out of sheer reflex, I kicked him in the face... hard. I don't think I could do that again if I tried, but it's a funny memory.
LOL reminds me when my husband tickled me & in the midst of my flailing I punched him in the face (on accident! I think...lol) He got me back later when I tickled his feet & he mule kicked me in the face. Yah...we have LOTS of fun lol
True story.. I have kicked my husband in the face before
Johnny and Ashley: isn't that pinteresting: funny stuff
I will kick you in the face - fair warning!
I will kick you in the face. True story.
HAHA. Totally me and my husband both.
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I need to remember this for the ignorant baby mama drama. Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy
sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy, then forgiveness becomes pity......story of my life ha
Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy. - hahaha so true!!
Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy. I use bat-ass crazy, no matter how you say it, it describes, too many people in my life!!
Down one less crazy person in my life :) You are forgiven for being totally bat-shit CrAzY.....you can't help yourself.
I forgive you... You're bat-shit crazy!!
totally bat shit crazy
This Close To Losing It
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Now that i have a puppy, this is pretty much my life. - more funny stuff: http://hotfunnystuff.com
Everyday of my life! And from my favorite Disney Princess.
This is so true that its not even funny @m9kolt
Haha my life for the past month😝
story of my life these days
That's funny shit
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My Mom said my face always told the true story of what I was thinking.
Advice? Um... This is so true for me. Need a poker face.
True story...my facial expressions say it all!
Oh so true... story of my life...*hangs head*
True story. I have no poker face.
True story of my life 😸
True story! Lol
True story :-/
Why is it that everyone can be assholes towards me, but the minute I've had enough & act like an asshole to them, suddenly it's not ok?
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SO FUCKING TRUE
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Ain't this the truth! I am still celebrating my birthday -- yesterday, a midst all of the birthday fun I realized that no matter my age, on my birthday I act about three years old. What a gift! No responsibilities, lots of playing, being goofy, dressing like I want, singing, dancing, talking a lot . . . birthdays are great no matter my age!
So true! I'm 25 and I still act like a kid sometimes. There's nothing wrong with being goofy sometimes. Adults are allowed to act goofy too, there's no law that says we can't. However, I still know when to be serious when the situation calls for it.
That's what I've been saying all my life!
This should be my ongoing thought
True words of wisdom...
and that's the truth
Young at heart :)
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Yep!!! I didn‘t know whether to post this under "Funny Stuff" or set up a new board and post this to "Excellent Advice"!
that is so funny because i can NOT stand the way obed chews..and my biggest pet peeve in the world is chewing noises..so i must reallly love him.. aha
Yes! Biggest pet peeve. Bad thing is I can't stand anyone's sound so I'm learning to deal with it or I would be lonely forever!!
My biggest pet peeve in the world and I'm pretty sure he's the only one that doesn't drive me crazy :)
So funny...Oh, those pet peeves. I have to say that this is likely good advice.
So funny. one of my biggest pet peeves ever.
Best marriage advice ever.
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Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens. Give Them A Voice is an advocacy foundation. www.noworkingtitle.org
Trust me, When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens. #Funny #Day #Beginning #Quote
Note to self: Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens. So, always be awesome!!!! :)
Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens. #Lifestyle
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Funny --- There are a few people in my life that have this super power ....shall I name names??
Need one of these. Superpower Button by kohaku16 on Etsy
#Superpower Button - this #sarcasm is SO me! HAHA!!!
# 1 Superpower *Button! - this #sarcasm is SO me!
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Superpower Button. $3.00, via Etsy.
Superpower Button -- need it ;)
its a super power...so true
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Love this way more than I should.
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I suppose I should just stop the "I'm being a girl" thing because this is way more true.
I'm not mad at you because I'm "being a girl..."
Ah! So true, more often than not!
So true when I was younger.
Love this so true
Makes me giggle
being a girl
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Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, 1st make sure your not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes... #Quote #SoTrue #Inspiration #WordsOfWisdom #Quotes
This is funny, yes, but there's also much truth in it. Although depression and low self-esteem may be the result of dealing with those assholes.
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by idiots Funny Pictures – 38 Pics
This is supposed to be funny? It's actually good advice.
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So funny & so true!