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yet so true

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

15 things skinny girls are tired of hearing

omg i hate be skinny fat girls think its hard but it's worse for me. I eat more then my husband and way more then my boss and they both are not skinny it sucks. I have been eating m&ms the party bag bf i go to bed and still nothing!

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

Haha! I've never shopped at Forever 21. And I sure as hell am no light weight. It'll take quite a few more to equal a hangover. Still young enough for that. ;)

Funny Birthday Ecard: Welcome to Where every other weekend is a wedding, you feel borderline inappropriate shopping in Forever and two drinks equal a hangover.

hilarious-someecards-pans-soak

eCard: I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes. This is so true and so me.

22 Reasons Why Gym Class Is The Most Horrifying Part Of Childhood

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Funny sewing memes that will make you laugh. This one about crafts is pretty darn funny.

Funny Sewing Memes

Have you seen my wife? She came into this craft store for "just one thing" 2 hours ago!

So me

I suffer from ADCD: Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder. It's where you start to clean one thing, but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up doing a lot of work with nothing to

No more drama !

Funny Confession Ecard: I´m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!

So true!

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

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