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Hah! Definitely going to use this on my kids. Pure Genius.

Well played- my dad would have so done this

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

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.I know those 15 second!

Singing to a song you don't really know. But that 15 second part you do know is coming and your gonna own that shit. Story of my life!

Oh My Freaking Stars!: Carousel

Free, Encouragement Ecard: You're riding a horse full speed. there's a giraffe beside you. and you're being chased by a lion . get your drunk ass off the carousel

Here's to hoping I drop you a lot less then my phone

this one completely cracks me up Bahaha

Sad but true!

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

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A Surf Shack with a Modernist Soul

Funny Music Ecard: What if rappers rapped about nice things? Like, Girl Im gonna take your clothes off. and hang them neatly in the closet, yeeaah. I laughed way too hard at this.

I just want to know where the hell Max & Ruby's parents are!

seriously, bothers me on a daily basis. I thought i was the only one wondering that!

I'm always like: "NOOO!!!" And then: "Wait...everyone hold up... I'M ALIVE!!!"

How to Clean Area Rugs

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one?you just had a 7 inch heart attack.

No offense to those sporting stick figure stickers..  But this is funny.  :)

I hate stick figure stickers on cars!

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Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

hahaha...this pick up line would freakin work on me cause I'd laugh so hard

Funny Flirting Ecard: On a scale from one to America, how free are you tonight?

LOL ouch...Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate.

Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate. Sorry but it's really funny!

Hah. Guess he's trying to say this person ISN'T useless, because without the 'g' we'd pronounce it "luh-sawn-uh," not "luh-sawn-yuh."

This is a really effective simile example because it uses the word "as" to explain that a person is as useless as the g in lasagna because the g is not pronounced

Dear axe body spray — really funny jokes  in http://www.myfunjokes.com/funny-sms/dear-axe-body-spray-really-funny-jokes/

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

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