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truths for mature humans

Look....I never called you a whore, I called you a penny because you're two faced, worthless and in everyones pants.

we love our moms always

Random, but a great idea! crischeek giggles

yup, actually laughed out loud (ok, audible giggle with a smile) and immediately thought of the vast number of opportunities I will have to use this.