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@Colleen Smith @Morgan Furore @Sadie McCafferty i will winkle it out of you!

Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. I am a Mom.therefore I will.

I'd like to apply for the job that lists this as a qualification, please. #humor #ButSoNotKidding

If only sarcasm had been my major.I would have graduated Summa Cum Laude


Funny Baby Ecard: Just FYI. I won't be taking naps any more. That means you'll need to get all your shit done while I'm awake. Good luck with that!

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.


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funny off the clock

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

Sure, I date men much younger. I'd rather be a babysitter than a nurse.

See this is the kinda of quote I should be pinning more often because it is so true. I wanted this quote to make you laugh Jordan.


Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

At least we don't have ugly children!

I'll shake it for you Luke Bryan if you shake it for me first.

I have to bite my tongue real hard some days, excuse me, I mean nights!

Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can. How I feel working in customer service loll