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That might help, lol

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

Err, true? Guilty as charged! things-that-crack-me-up

wicked_designs : I will make custom book charm jewelry gift for $5 on www

Funny pictures about Without my cell phone. Oh, and cool pics about Without my cell phone. Also, Without my cell phone.

That is me in a nutshell.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Every time I get the urge to clean. I watch Hoarders. and I decide my house isn't that dirty after all!

So True! >>> Good Moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens, and happy kids.

For moms who know what really matters. Black box sign with "Good moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens, and happy kids." in white. All wooden box signs are deep and can be freestanding or hanging. 8 x 7 x inches.

And even then mine is pretty thin! Lol

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.it's also what teachers have when there are witnesses.

If i know you're coming, it will be clean.  If you drop in, you get what you get!

For the front door. And the back door. And all doors within. I must hang this in my house!


I love you a bushel and a peck.a bushel and a peck and hug around the neck.and a barrel and a heap!

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Many Have Eaten H have died Painted and distressed wood sign - Rustic, Home Decor, Wall Art, Kitchen Art Lol. I would SOOOO put this in my house design kitchen design design interior interior design

angels ~ sometimes I think I get a mean wedgie from flying my broom

Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

Big Scary.  By Trish Blackwell.

If your dreams don't scare you, they aren't big enough. My dreams terrify me. Traveling the world, helping to end the slave trade?

burn it down...

Oh my goodness.ummm, I need to burn baby burn some bridges!

HA HA HA!!!!  SO TRUE!!!!

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Not to brag.

I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but.I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

Karma is one of those words that have launched into our English language  with a vengeance. Mostly people take it in a new age sense, as cosmic  payback.

Why What Goes Around Doesn't Always Come Around, and Maybe Something Better

Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!