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It would sell wine and who gives a damn, bring on the hard liquor. We should open a store called 'Forever We can sell Wine and Yoga pants.

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You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

We do Yoga to relieve stress......... Just kidding..... We drink wine in our yoga pants.

We do everything in our yoga pants.We do Yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding. We drink wine in our yoga pants.

When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out.

Funny Confession Ecard: When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out.

Maxi skirts = Yoga pants!

They let the secret out! Now people will know when I'm wearing a maxi/crotch less yoga pants, that I'm not wearing panties. Just like when I wear yoga pants with a crotch!

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Funny Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Funny Family Ecard: That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room. You sneak down the hall, peek in, and accidently make eye contact. You panic and run...they follow.

Funny Family Ecard: That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their…

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“I don’t know what’s longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.

This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Vino baby

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

They should put more wine in the bottle...so there's enough for two people.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: They should put more wine in the bottle. so there's enough for two people.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: why must I love cheese.. and bread.. and cheesy bread.

why must I love cheese. and cheesy bread.I luvv my asiago cheese bread from Panera!

Ha

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When a cashier asks 'how's your day going?' I reply 'I am buying 3 bottles of wine, it's clearly only getting better.

Husbands.. Always gotta ask

I always remind my husband that we have only lived in the house for 10 years. Funny, I thought it was just my husband. Turns out maybe he isn't that unique.

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