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Quote: "A friend told me that I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn." I'm sorry - but I find this so funnY!

That moment when you miss one step on the stairs, ans you think you're about to die.

This made me laugh so hard! I have fallen down the stairs at least 100 times in my life.I won't like a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs lol

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If a man says he will fix it. There is no need to remind him every 6 months!

Day 5:  I am so incredibly thankful for the most supportive, smart, funny, witty, fun group of girlfriends anyone could ask for. @Megan Dunn @Megan Paddock @Sara Renkert @Chanel Yellowhair @Jamie Stevens @Jane Overbey @Kristy Thompson @Christi Hoopes @tara

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

I’m always disappointed

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't catch on fire.

Sky waits for me to flip out-she even warns me like.this better not say unexpected item in bag, lol!

This is me. Haaate phonecalls!

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

Got to get me some get well cards!

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Today's housekeeping tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

And most people do after they meet them

I love my family! Most of the time. :) I'm kidding. I love them all of the time.

Then I productively pinned for an hour...or two

I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

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