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Too Bad Bitching Doesn't Burn Calories. (Cuz I'd be a skinny bitch!

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

So true!

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

Sadly, stress does not burn calories, so I do yoga to balance it all out.

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Hahaha!! Yup!

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

Anyone up for the challenge? Lol ; ))

Okay, maybe a personal trainer, too, to slap me off my ass to work on my ass!

Stop setting yourself up for failure by setting unrealistic goals!

An entry from Sweet Serendipity

I plan on losing 15 lbs. and I expect to see results by morning. so true it's sad lol

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