Now this is funny. I read that a little kid said it so it's ok cuz kids, like old people, say some funny things and you are allowed to laugh.
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"Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals." #funny #quote
Old people at wedding always poke me and say . . . #funny #quotes #lol
This is so mean, so funny, and so true all at the same time.
bahaha... so bad but so funny
this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're next.this is so funny
A Friend Will Calm You Down . . . . PINBACK BUTTON or MAGNET - 1.25 inch round
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"a friend will calm you down when you are angry. but a best friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing, 'someone's gonna get it' "
friend vs. best friend > just about peed my pants when I read this. do we skip together when we're mad? ... thinking about our fun times with Zeke over the missions trip (; oh man, that kid felt sooo bad
LOVE IT. Thanks @Lindsey Grande McPherson for always being my best friend and having my back!!! I love you tons!!!
Not that I can exactly picture my best friend with a baseball bat, but it's still a nice sentiment.
friend vs. best friend....awweehh shucks that is definitely my best friend!
Thankful for some best friends in my life who really would do this:)
:)My friend with a baseball bat
best friend quality
thats a true friend
correct punctuation can save a person's life. I just LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!! Married to an English major who is married to a perfectionist editing freak. LOVE!!!! Don't eat grandpa!!!!
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"Let's eat grandpa. Let's eat, grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life." #grammar #homeschooling #granpa #punctuation
Let's eat grandpa. Let's eat, grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life.
Correct punctuation can save a person's life! @Jordan Miller ... hahaha! So true!
my english teacher in HS always came up with funny stuff like that
Correct punctuation can save a person's life. LOL #grammarnazi
Another pet peeve. I should have been an English teacher.
pet peeve. when people don't use correct punctuation.
Correct punctuation matters!!!
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36 of My Favorite Silly, Crazy or Funny Quotes For the Day. would love to see what got tore up with those last words lol .... I need to remember this
Haha. Reminds me of when my mom was coming out of anesthesia and she started to tell me the great secret she'd learned about life, and she just stopped talking before telling me the secret. I still giggle when I remember it.
Nearly laughed to death. Funeral jokes, the grim reaper, funny tombstone, and an assortment of death related comics. Twisted humor of mine Random Funny Quotes (23 Pics)
II don't know why but i can't stop laughing at this!!! Random Funny Quotes.
funny quotes - Google Search I have way to many pins on "funny stuff" lol
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I agree, this is so funny to me for some reason.
ill try to remember this when im about to die..
Random Funny Quotes hee hee!!
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MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdowns ... Notice how all womens problems begin with MEN....YEP Lol
July, 5th - so true...I will never understand man :(
So #funny . Things that make you say hmmmm.
Never thought of this... So true!
This made me giggle!
Funny stuff :)
Laughed way too hard
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Read this pin this morning and here I am still cracking up! It's so true though!!!!
I literally loled. Then my mom asked what was so funny. Uh...
Wow, makes you rethink that 5 second rule
Hahahaha I can't stop laughing! #truth
I can't stop laughing so funny!
This is a valid point. Hahahah
Hahaha funny shit rite there
So true and so funny!
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Isn't this the truth? I wish all my pinterest favorites all magically appeared in my closet/home one morning!!!
Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: Getting dressed in the morning would be so much easier if my pinterest closet were real.
Getting dressed in the morning would be so much easier if my pinterest closet were real. | Somewhat Topical Ecard
Funny stuff...and I don't even have a "Pinterest" closet.
A daily thought of mine. pinterest closet
Pinterest closet - dream closet
Seriously... My life.
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toast humor, I though this was funny, you probably will too babe
Toast Humor.. OMG I straight up laughed out loud!!!
toast humor....for the all roast restaurant
Toast Humor...made me giggle
This tickled my funny bone.
toast humor... haha! Cute!
gigiownsthemafia: “ that’s hot ;) ” I want you inside me…
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I hate when I put something in a safe place so I won't lose it ... But then forget where that safe place is. So true!
Funny Quotes...do this all the time. or trying to hide it from the kids and you forget where that safe place is....
Like Christmas presents you buy in the summer, and discover that "safe" place the following Spring
Story of my life. "Safe Place" and "Safe Spot" are bad phrases to hear from me.
Story of my life.... Almost a daily occurrence
All the freaking time!!!!
Funny Quotes so true
Every. Damn. Time.
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..and God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world..then he made the Earth round...and he laughed and laughed... | Reminders Ecard
God is good. God is great. God is sneaky. Read the fine print.
God's sense of humor
I'm a good wife ha
God's so funny!
Say it out loud. I dare you.
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Say it out loud. I dare you. Remember when you were a kid and tried to get your friends to say funny stuff like this? (Ice Bank Mice Elf = "I spank myself")
Shout it out loud! Ice Bank Mice Elf ;-) This is so funny. This makes me laugh EVERY time….
ICE BANK MICE ELF. say it out loud - http://www.rudequote.com/ice-bank-mice-elf-say-it-out-loud/
Ice Bank Mice Elf, The kids thought this was hilarious.... I did too.
Ice Bank Mice Elf, Say it outloud! #tonguetwisters #umad.com #funny
Funny out loud - ice bank mice elf Took me a while to get it.......
Ice Bank Mice Elf. Say it loud and say it proud ha ha
hahah i have to admit i giggled!
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I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. Ohhhh some people today.
"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!
I shouldn't laugh, and I truly don't feel this way about anyone, but it made me giggle.
This made me laugh. My feelings towards some people. And they probably know it.
Funny!!...yet, so true about some people lol
So funny... I laughed so hard ... so true!
if I had water, I''d drink it.
I love funny quotes.
thats funny stuff
The perfect response
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Next time a stranger talks to me… HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA I wish I could keep a straight face to do this.
next time a stranger talks to me when im alone i will look at them shocked and just whisper quietly... you can see me? haha great
This would be so funny!!! I don't think I could keep a straight face lol
there should be a bucket list of pranks/funny things to do or say
Next time a stranger talks to me…lol this would be so funny!
Next time a stranger talks to me… I'm doing this!
Next time a stranger talks to me…LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
Next time a stranger talks to me…BUCKET LIST
I always forget to do funny stuff like this
If you have tickled me..you know this is true.
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Haha so true. tickle me and i cant be held responsible for kicking u in the face or ur ass in general
My husband likes to tell everyone that when he tickles me I yell at him and say stop it or I will break your F*#%ing finger. And yes I really say that
Yah, better watch out! This is so true, my husband kicked his mom in the face when he was a kid :(
TRUTH - My husband knows that he is prone to a blow to the face if he tries to tickle me...
True story.. I have kicked my husband in the face before
I will kick you in the face - fair warning!
I will kick you in the face. True story.
true story story of my life.
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Haha!! So true though... I tell my friend a joke and we end up laughing for five minutes because our laughs are so funny. :)
This is why my Husband and I have so much fun. His giggle is WAY more entertaining than any joke we've ever heard!
What my friend says to me "Your joke is freaking hilarious but your laugh is so stupidly hilarious I'm practically dying"
My husband tells me this all the time....the joke wasn't that funny but my laugh was hilarious :)
I Love It When Someone’s Laugh Is Funnier Than The Joke! Ohhhh so true for my daddy!
my sister-in-law's laugh can make me smile more than any joke...it's contagious!
My friends say my life is almost always funnier than the joke.... -~-
so true, I know a few people with funny laugh's...makes me smile!!
Makes perfect sense.
Hahahahaha.... Very intelligent
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Silly Thoughts and Sayings | Well I see a lot of quotes and stuff against Christianity pretty much ...
bahaha! I'm not against atheists, but this is really funny. The funny thing is, this is what science has told us
haha the funny thing is atheists call what they believe "science" but yet we never see any scientific evidence for any of it and we never see any mutations changing a entire species.
The funny thing is...I'm reading this and nodding my head going "Mmhmm...mmhmm,,mmhmm,,dinosaurs. Yep."
Yeah cause you know the thought that the world was made by some complete stranger who is magic makes perfect sense too >_
Haha yeahhh PERFECT SENSE;) no offense to anyone just thought this was funny:)
Makes perfect sense... yeah...God is the only answer....
Pretty funny stuff.
Funny but so true.
I have So done this. Guilty
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So true!! Our laundry room is basically my older daughters closet!
THIS is so true...and i thought i was the only one! LOL!
A quote for my laundry room...so true!
my life, lol, so true
Laundry- so true haha
ive done this
true story :/
This is TOTALLY me..... by turquoise queen on Indulgy.com
haha... especially the "building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air"