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I'm a female, white, AND listen to rap music. Damn, I'm a bad bitch.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

My sentiments EXACTLY. I really, really, really despise April Fool's day.

Funny Confession Ecard: Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try to be pretty on the inside, bitch.

Finally shaved my legs, and donated it to Locks of Love. I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard!

Finally shaved my legs, and donated it to Locks of Love. HAHA Only good thing about a long winter!

When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become  reality.  Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

My speech isn't slurred... I'm speaking in cursive.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.this seriously makes me laugh cause it is so true!

Not pole dancing, but regular dancing. This totally happened last weekend lol.

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

If some people could read my mind maybe they would grow a pair and ask me out already.

Free, Confession Ecard: The two things girls wonder about the most - where bruises come from and bobby pins go.

Screw you suggested serving size. You don't know my life.

According to serving sizes, I'm a family of four. hahahaa - sad but true

hahahahaaaa... at my fake wedding I'm using my favorite wedding video of two people I don't know. (check it out in my love wedding stuff album) hahahaaa

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

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