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Dear whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger.kill me

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If I were to give up sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communicating.

Free and Funny News Ecard: If I were to give up sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communicating.

just laugh you'll feel better. Sometimes I can't help it - even when it's inappropriate!

you find it offensive, i find it funny, that is why i am happier than you, funny someecards

I don't even know wtf you are trying to make sense of. How much clearer did u need it to be for u? YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE. IT WAS FREAKING BUSINESS. PERIOD. You getting all moppy and down about it only shows the pure patheticness you carry. He's fucking married. You weren't  trying to be his friend bitch who u trying to lie to, Me or yourself? 5 years later your dumb ass still has hope for some delusion you play in your head. It will NEVER be reality.

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

Pinterest Hoarding Syndrome

No, you do not need any sort of paper towel/toilet paper roll to make any sort of "art. Make the paper roll "art" stop!

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Free and Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Oh I'm not bossy. I've been blessed with an administrative gift.

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Funny Lunch/Dinner Ecard: I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am."

"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am." But change parent to Nanny for me.

Friday Favorites

Funny Reminders Ecard: Growing up I always thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.

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equal parts Penelope Garcia, Blanche Devereaux, and Clairee Belcher .

Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

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I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine (stress quote, quotes about stress)

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