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37 Funny Quotes You're Going To Love

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

Top 20 Funny Quotes about girls

I'm actually not made of wine, but the rest is me and I snorted so this works fine.

So then they handcuffed me and said "Anything you say can and will be held against you" So I said "Johnny Depp"

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.