animal-factbook: “Penguin parents can sometimes be overprotective of their young. Due to this, the baby penguin often tries to rebel in subtle ways, such as dancing around when they should be standing.
“To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them.