so very true- @ Whitni Pouncey
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"Never Underestimate a Girl's Ability to Find Things Out" | Quotes for Girls
so true!...never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out
This is a true story... everyone underestimates me and my girls
Mom's and Girl's could be interchangeable in this one. :-)
Isn't that the truth!---it should say a MOM'S ability
spot. on. haha ;) could insert mom/wife for girl !
yes. and especially if that girl is a mom.
lol :D SO TRUE! OR A MOMS
This is sooo true! :)
57 Reasons Why Guys Are Scared Of Pinterest
it's true. :]
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Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman...especially a mom whose child got their feelings hurt because you're inconsiderate. My kids getting hurt will bring out someone in me that you'll wish you'd never met. I'll make your nightmares seem happy... truth!
"never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman" - Mademoiselle Yaya
Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman #truth
the power of an extremely pissed off woman
pissed off women haha so true
Food for thought.
women power ; )
I used to think I was overreacting…
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I used to think I was overreacting… // #quote #overreacting #overthinking #reaction #life #think #thoughts #overreact #overthink #bull
Good to know the truth...about bullshit #quotes #saysomethingnice
totally believe this.
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try to remember this on those days that you feel alone & overwhelmed ... better days are yet to be, so hang in there, Baby!
Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for the the moment that is yet to come. ~So true!
damn i hope there's a reason -- Every single thing that has happened in your life
Nothing happens by accident…God is in control and He always gets His way.
divorce. celebrate. trash the dress. inspirational quote. #xmas_present
Every single thing....
STORY OF MY LIFE
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Haha! So make Momma happy and smilin'
Haha! This is so true!
So true in this house.
Keep momma happy
this is so true!
So true!! Lol
Laughing is my favorite. Nothing better in life.
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Haha!! So true though... I tell my friend a joke and we end up laughing for five minutes because our laughs are so funny. :)
This is why my Husband and I have so much fun. His giggle is WAY more entertaining than any joke we've ever heard!
What my friend says to me "Your joke is freaking hilarious but your laugh is so stupidly hilarious I'm practically dying"
My husband tells me this all the time....the joke wasn't that funny but my laugh was hilarious :)
I Love It When Someone’s Laugh Is Funnier Than The Joke! Ohhhh so true for my daddy!
my sister-in-law's laugh can make me smile more than any joke...it's contagious!
My friends say my life is almost always funnier than the joke.... -~-
so true, I know a few people with funny laugh's...makes me smile!!
i would have to agree :)
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Funny Mother's Day Card by spiffylittlethings on Etsy. So true, my mom would love this haha
JD Salinger quote. So true. The kids make us... I know I turned my mom!
J.D.Salinger's thoughts about us moms.
So as one part of the Mother Pucker project to reclaim Mother's Day winds down, another is getting us all wound up. The wind down? Last night we finished matching up the last mommas to help each other this Mother's Day. We matched over 400 women who wanted to help, with moms who need a little extra love this. We're already getting stories about people being so awesome to each other that it just makes you want fist pump and then leap about like a delighted unicorn. So that part of the Mother Pucker project is over. But we're not done yet! If you want to donate a clean birth kit, click here or here. These kits save the lives of mommas and babies in places like Papua New Guinea and Sierra Leone. In fact, this summer we'll get to see pictures of the moms and babies our kits are helping in West Africa! Yes! That's why this plan WORKS. Here's what else we're doing and I really hope that if you live near Washington, DC you'll join us. We're throwing a Mother Pucker Stuffing Party. 'What the hell is she babbling about?', you may be thinking to yourself. 'That sounds porny. AGAIN. What's wrong with her?' HERE'S WHAT I'M BABBLING ABOUT: We are making Mother's Day gift bags for moms living in domestic violence and homeless shelters in our community. This Friday, May 11th from 4-8pm in Fairfax, VA we're going to be collecting donations and stuffing gift bags. Come hang with us. Bring your bad self. Bring your kids (there's a playground and Girl Scout troops volunteering to kid wrangle). There will be food. There will not be cocktails. Yes, that makes us sad too.* Here's what we need to collect for the gift bags: Gift cards to: Target, Walmart, Giant, Safeway, Hair Cuttery, Metro, McDonalds Soap (regular size) Shampoo/conditioner for all hair types (regular size) Chapstick/lip gloss Nail polish/remover body wash/nylon poofy things razors/shaving cream Pens and paper Gum/mints Slippers If you want to RSVP on Facebook - click here. If you want to sign up via Sign Up Genius - click here. Here's the details: You are totally invited to a Mother Pucker Stuffing Party. THIS FRIDAY, MAY 11th 4pm-8pm Fairfax Presbyterian Church 10723 Main Street Fairfax, VA 22030 Please come and bring donations for Mother's Day Gift Bags for Moms living in Domestic Violence and Homeless Shelters in Fairfax and Prince William Counties *We're holding it at our church because they have space and it's kid friendly and it's free. Downside: no booze. Trust us, there's no getting around it, we've been trying for years. Upside: How cool is that we made fliers talking about Helpful Hookers and Mother Puckers stuffing things and our Pastor was like, "Sounds great - have fun, ladies" without even missing a beat? (c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2012
Most of us can testify to the truth of Holden Caufield's observation in Salinger's novel, The Catcher in the Rye. A touch of insanity is, after all, required in order to to actually raise children, run a household, hold down a job outside the house, and still find time to read a book or two. And where is the best place to find more than just slightly insane mothers? Within the pages of a novel, of course. Here are five of my favorite mothers in literature, running the gamut from slightly wacky to downright bat-shit crazy: WHERE'D YOU GO, BERNADETTE? by Maria Semple. Bernadette's antics, the result of her anxiety-filled days trapped in Seattle, makes her entirely beloved to both readers and her daughter, but despite the laughter, the fact that she disappears off the face of the Earth while on a trip to Antarctica makes her more than just a little crazy - anxiety or no. Bernadette may be endearing and funny, but she's also at least a 7 on the crazy mother scale. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN by Lionel Shriver. Eva is the mother of a teenage killer. As she relates his childhood, it becomes clear that her inability to connect to her son in any meaningful way might well have played a role in shaping the monster he would become. Was it nature or nurture? Everyone is going to have a different opinion on this, but for my money, Eva earns at least a 9 on the crazy scale. THE DIVINE SECRETS OF THE YA-YA SISTERHOOD by Rebecca Wells. When the whole family thing gets to be too much, Vivi just gets in her car and drives to a hotel at the beach where she sleeps until she can face motherhood again. Admit it, this is every mother's secret fantasy. But to actually do it? Without telling your family where you're going or if you're ever coming back? Yeah, that's probably a good solid 5 on the crazy scale. MOTHER, MOTHER by Koren Zailckas. Josephine has some serious control issues. But it takes a lot of work to keep up that facade of a perfect home and family. When her children step out of line, she has one daughter committed to a mental institution and the other daughter "runs away"....or does she? Josephine is a definite 10 on the crazy scale. MILDRED PIERCE by James M. Cain. Ah, Mildred. You might think Mildred was more misguided than crazy. After all, she simply indulged her spoiled daughter until Vida finally stole the one thing Mildred really loved: her new husband. You would think Mildred would finally wake up and smell the coffee. But no. Instead of seeing her evil daughter for what she really is, Mildred proceeds to put herself firmly on the crazy scale. Somewhere around a 6 or so. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. Here's to keeping our crazy anywhere below a 5.
Last year we tracked down 10 of the funniest Mother’s Day cards, because you know what? Not all of us have mothers (or are mothers) who want sappy prefab poems served up with breakfast in bed. Some of us are happy to know we’re raising a kid with a sense of humor. I had the …
Yup...that's right...deal with it!
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This can be used in so many aspects of my life.....work, politics, my husband (haha)
so true. Must file this away in my brain to use on my husband some day...
I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong. Funny stuff.
Wisdom. Truth. The motto of my life. Ha!
Lolol. So true sometimes!
I’d agree with you, but them we’d both be wrong. We’ve all had days when this is all we want to say to people. Try to bite your tongue and let your new wooden painted sign do that talking for you. The perfect sassy decoration for your cubicle. Enjoy!
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"I pray I can teach my daughter& sons this before they even start thinking about dating." Joana Wright: my sister
So true! And I must say I have been able to do this with my daughter and my son! They have turned out just wonderful!
Exactly what every daughter should be taught..a lesson i will teach my daughter if i ever am blessed with one..MY SONS will be taught this
Glad I have a man like this and so do my daughters and my son has learned to be like this from his dad!
So true for my daughter & son. I pray they both find someone great to grow old with.
So true! I hope I can teach my daughter and my son these life lessons.
Words of wisdom for my only daughter, and both of my sons! <3 this!
For my girls...and my son :)
One of my favorite quotes.
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Washing instructions Clothes Label says Or give it to your mother She knows how to do it. washing clothes in college away form mom,
Washing instructions.... Yes after 18 years of marriage, I still go to my mom at times! :)
I still don't know how to do most of this and I AM a Mother...But my Mom knows how...
@Rebecca Kasbaum--ha ha so true!!Washing instructions, labels, mom
funny thing is...my mom usually ruined my clothes
Oh....this is SO true in my life:)
I visit from time to time, always taking whatever time it takes to look at the wonders on your sidebar and today I found the cartoon with the man asking his wife if she's buying "all that fabric" and I knew I had to write you. My sweet mother said those exact words to me after I'd walked all thru a glorious quilt shop (sadly out of business) in the Richmond, VA area and had brought only 5 bolts of fabric to the cutting table. My reply was that those where the fabrics I was settling for but that I'd have liked to get yardage from each and every bolt in the shop. I forgot to mention that Mom stood by the shop door as I looked at everything in the wonderful store one or more times. Years later, my mother started showing signs of Alzheimers and I knew things were forever changed when I took her to another quilt shop. As I was at the cutting table, she twice drew my attention to multi-colored fabrics and asked if I didn't want some of this fabric, too. Of course I did! I still have those two fabrics but Mom has been gone since 2004. I thought this was a wonderful letter and suggested it be a story quilt. It is so sentimental and so touching and any quilter can smile at this and daughters can too. ---------------------------------------------- Father's Day is Sunday and we love those days for our family. This photo is my husband, my son and my Grand daughter taken at a family get together at my son's in-laws. I love this nice photo. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This made me laugh...so true My other Granddaughter (I gave three) had a wonderful kindergarten year and her Mother did alot of volunteering with the teacher on the right who is lovely. Today was the last day and they went out to McDonald's for ice cream to top it off. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And Finally, here is a great you-tube on how they make batiks! LOTS of work for us! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDsD5sQOF_A&feature=share
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Happens to the best of us: That moment when you walk into a spiderweb and suddenly turn into a karate master.
Spider Web Karate Master - every time I do this in the front yard I wonder if the neighbors think I'm crazy
haha. Tom and I totally switch off taking spider webs to the face and then becoming a "karate master" hahahaha
Ha! so true!! The moment you walk into a spider web & suddenly turn into a karate master
spider web karate master. everytime! this is so ME!! I HATE spiders!!!!!!!!
I just laughed out loud!! I totally have a black belt in spider web karate!
Spider web karate master :) I Love this & it is so true
So true & totally me!!
So true...funny stuff
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This is for you @Janae McKendry! I dont think I have been mad at you but I know you have been mad at me! But you are my best friend and I love you to pieces and the lil human inside of you!
Haha, so true! (I got this from my best friend's board. =))
so so so true...i would die without my best friend <3
Although I'm usually never mad at my best friend..
Best friends. so lucky to have my bffs!
This is for my BFF 's. u know who u r.
bestfriends... Gotta love my besties
Best Friends! this is sooo true
Best Friends--mega bestie:)
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Hahahaha... i found the perfect guy... now I just need to figure out how to eat without getting fat! Seriously made me laugh...
hahaha, SO TRUE: every guy thinks every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy...psshh, every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat.
Every girl's dream!
true story lol
true story! lol
Just some funny stuff I found on Pinterest: - Page 23
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We girls are good investigators, compare me to the FBI......
girls always find out everything at some point or another
.One day my children will finally believe this...
To my children: I will find out trust me….
Haha. This one made me giggle for sure!
I tell my children that ALL the time!!!
Tell my girls this all the time ;)
MY LIFE IN AN ECARD
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Um yeah - everyday of my life at work...not exactly a "great thought" but nowhere else to really file this one.
I wish you could just turn it off, but in truth I no longer know what I feel. They've made me so numb in the feelings dept that I don't know if I stay because it's love or a feeling of obligation, or the fact I swore an oath to God. RabidWolf
I soooo do this. I can't help it. I care about people and their feelings.
I feel like this is the story of my life! Dangit
This is the story of my life!!!! So true.
the saddest truth of my life
So true, stOry Of my lifeee
Hate it. #mylife
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Oh My Goodness....this is so true. For years I was quiet when I had many thoughts and opinions of my own. Voiced some recently and found out who can dish it out but CANNOT take it! Very revealing!
Oh wow this is so true. I'm a very out spoken person so when there's things I haven't said there very strong opinions!
Isn't it so true... Those who can't handle an opinion are the ones that qualify most for this line!!! LOL
Opinions...(from Beans,Blogs and Bacon on Facebook...https://www.facebook.com/pages/Beans-Blogs-and-Bacon/377356338943734). So True!
This is so true. Apparently I can't have opinions without offending people. Get.over.it.
Yeah.....ummmmm thats so true ;) story of my life!!!
HA! So true! This is totally me.
I think it's a comfort thing. When I was little, I was convinced that my cousin's ceiling fan shadow was a witch coming to pull off my nose. Ever since then, the fear is gone, but my blanket is up over my nose.
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I think its a comfort thing. When I was little, I was convinced that my cousins ceiling fan shadow was a witch coming to pull off my nose. Ever since then, the fear is gone, but my blanket is up over my nose.
I think it's a comfort thing. Certain people think im crazy because of it. It can b 100 degress but i don't care.
Me all day, everyday, my husband doesn't understand #summerbabies
I honestly think its a comfort thing. Dont judge me lol
This is the truth! I must be covered! always!
This is the statement of my life :)
Someone finally understands!
Can't sleep without one
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Truth. Don't leave me voicemails, just text what you were calling about or that I need to call you back. HATE voicemail.
true story (Thought of you @Kimberly Svenson since we both do it) :)
True Story.... sometimes I don't even listen to the message
true story...And I thought I was the only weird one
Yes! True story... I hate that voicemail icon!
Voicemail icon so true. i hate voicemails.
SO TRUE!!! I thought I was the only one!!
This is totally me. I hate voicemails!
this is just too true
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So true! Boys will never appreciate how good this is. And this is also why I rarely wear makeup lol. =)
I love that moment when you're carefully rubbing your eye and then you remember you're not wearing makeup and you go crazy lol.
One of the best feelings EVER...but sometimes I forget I'm wearing makeup and then I'm like oh crap haha
Best feeling. And I am able to do this every single day. Ha, it's so freeing to not wear makeup.
OH MY GOD STORY OF MY LIFE. This is why i dont wear makeup in the first place!
little things...rubbing your eyes cuz you're not wearing makeup.
Most amazing feeling when you remember you didn't put makeup on
yesss. mostly why i dont wear makeup very often
One of my favorite things
haha so true
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"Every day i fall in love with you more and more. Well, not every day. Yesterday you were pretty annoying." What true love really is. haha
Every day I fall in love with you more & more. Well, not every day, yesterday you were pretty annoying...
Every day I fall in love with you more & more...well, not every day yesterday you were pretty annoying! LOL cute lil' pack of gum & funny gag gift!
Real life romantic statements.
Ahhh, True Love's Truth
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:/ very true