Cry for Help by Somee: Chuckle. And pass me a cookie, please.

Cry for Help by Somee: Chuckle. And pass me a cookie, please.

I'm expected to find things I'm not responsible for such as shoes that I do not wear, soccer balls that I do not play with and homework that I am not responsible for turning in!!!

I'm expected to find things I'm not responsible for such as shoes that I do not wear, soccer balls that I do not play with and homework that I am not responsible for turning in!!!

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. story of my lifeeee

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. story of my lifeeee

Front: middle age is mostly getting super excited about different flavors of hummus Inside: Blank sapling press cards are printed on tree free cotton paper and paired with a 100% post consumer brown b

Hummus Letterpress Card

Front: middle age is mostly getting super excited about different flavors of hummus Inside: Blank sapling press cards are printed on tree free cotton paper and paired with a 100% post consumer brown b

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room. You sneak down the hall, peek in, and accidently make eye contact. You panic and run...they follow.

That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room. You sneak down the hall, peek in, and accidently make eye contact. You panic and run...they follow.

Wine, crackers and cheese are just adult versions of apple juice, goldfish and cheese sticks.

Wine, crackers and cheese are just adult versions of apple juice, goldfish and cheese sticks.

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