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You know you're getting old when you have to wear your glasses in the shower to shave your legs..I sometimes forget to take my glasses off even if I'm not shaving my legs...

The squirrels would be gathering drug addicts in my case. But I think that it translates well. Either that, or maybe the squirrels are actually undercover agents....? The world may never know.

Maxine: I was in the bookstore, and a woman asked me where the books on self-help were. I told her if I showed her, it would defeat the purpose.

Better yet, let's go to Sweden & go green! -Freeze-drying the dead could help save the planet ~ http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-10/14/promessa ☚<<<< Here's the link:) ~ Seriously... this just makes sense!